Tuesday, July 9, 2013

Oh feely me Boney Belly

I have been frustrated by the refusal of my belly to go away no matter how hard I train or how much stuff is sucked out of me.  After a year of weight training so intense that I often end a set crying, I've seen no reduction in my waistline.  In fact, I seem to be adding inches to my waist, which just adds to the tears. 

When I work out, I generally wear dykey a-line shirts.  Since I'm not supposed to call them w___ b______ any longer, I've taken to calling them "T" shirts.  (It's a tranny pun.  don't worry if you don't get it.)   But today I wore sports bra ... and that revealed my big fat belly.   I've always felt uncomfortable letting anyone see it even though it's a family heirloom  (both my parents had it.) The skin is so unaccustomed to being exposed to light that I'm sometimes called "Fishbelly" by some of my more nelly friends. 

When I saw myself in the mirror in the locker room, I was surprised to discover that I had defined abdominal muscles.   It wasn't a Spartan-style six-pack.  Just soft, girly, non-steroid-baby abdominals.    But it was enough to make me feel like a total Amazon.

I strutted out to the exercise room proudly displaying my bare waist and saying "look out, Boys.  Fishbelly's back in town."

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