Trannydykey

Twas pride night and the gender queers

Did dance and frolic on parade.

All oiled’ were the leather men

Their pillow biters  splayed.

Beware the tranny dyke, my girl.

The boobs that choke, the dick that strikes,

Beware the lipstick lez, and shun

the furious diesel dykes.

She took her jellied toy in hand

Long time the TG foe she sought.

So rested she in no man’s land,

And stood awhile in thought.

And, as in Sapphic thought she stood,

The Trannydyke, with eyes aflame,
came sniffing through the girly bar,

dub-stepping as it came!

One-two, one-two and through and through

Her plastic dong went sploosh and splat.

The Trannydyke lunged on to strike 

and feeling poked fell flat.

And, hast thou fucked the Trannydyke?

Come my pillow princess girl.

O gold star day, Callooh!  Callay!

and let your legs unfurl.

Twas pride night and the gender queers

Did dance and frolic on parade.

All oiled’ were the leather men

Their pillow biters  splayed.