I've always found shooting to be the most effective deterrent to zombie attacks. Be sure to use a bow, though. A nice 60lb draw compound bow is nice and flaming arrows are the best. That way you can pull back the bow and say, "Eat fiery Amazon death, you dirty stinking MAN....I mean...nosferatu." Proper taunting and posturing is important for adequate male....I mean UNDEAD... mitigation.
I only attack male zombies, usually when they are coming out of the men's room at the Tempe Costco. Sure they're surprised and remarkably clean for being dead for so long, but I know they are really zombies. They just have that look, you know? And yes, their wives are usually irate and management calls the cops on me, but this is a small price to pay to rid the world of hideous crotch monsters. It is frustrating that with all that shouting and yelling, no one ever hears me say "you're welcome" as I make my retreat before the ambulances come.
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