Saturday, March 28, 2015

Tiips for translating News speak into English

Arrogant -  Usually as part of "arrogant intellectuals"  - a code word for the southern strategy  
      meaning anyone who is educated like at a school or something (cf. "This is common sense") 

"Look"  (at the beginning of the sentence)  =
     "You have failed to be convinced by my bullshit and are starting to piss me off"

"ok?" - (at the end of a sentence) =
     "You really need to start listening to my bullshit, Moron."

Both "Look" at the beginning of a sentence and "ok?" at the end of the sentence =
     "I am totally pissed off that you are not accepting my bullshit and this interview is over, Asshole!"

Moral decay =
     1. Gays are being allowed to marry.
     2. Religions other than Christianity are getting rights.

Politically correct =
     A phrase that bigots and bullies use to describe those that are neither bigots nor bullies.

Pundit  =
     propagandist

State Rights =
     the right to be a bigot

This is just common sense =
     "I am uneducated and I have no need for that fancy book learnin'.  Universities are evil. And fuck
     you!"

Trust =
     Anyone who says the words "trust me" is absolutely the last person you should trust.

Truth =
    Any slogan or web site or name that has the word "truth" in it is a lie.

Words seen on Political Posters:
      "Family" = no gays
      "Faith" = no Jews or Atheists
      "Freedom" = of the rich to get richer