If this gets out feminists will go
ballistic and if you tell anyone about this I will find you and I will kill
you, but ....when I was a man... I was a better driver.
Maybe it's the multitasking thing or
something, I don't know. I just find myself easily distracted when before I
could more easily focus on the task of driving. I no longer have a
"turn" signal. I have a "I am turning" signal. And
sometimes I even have a "I turned just then" signal.
On the other hand, if someone wants
to cut in front of me, I let them. I no longer find myself saying, "Oh
hell no. Look, Buddy, I don't know who you are. I don't know where your goin'.
All I know is, you ain't gettin' there ahead of me!"
(Yes, my grammar is better now too.)
