Normally, I try to write humorous updates, but tonight I need to talk about serious. I know it's not considered politically correct to say this out loud, but I am a hetero-phobe and I am damn proud of it. I think this whole "mixing of the sexes" thing is icky, so it clearly must be unnatural and against the will of my deity. I haven't quite found the scripture that backs up this claim but I know it has to be in there. I just have to keep looking.
It has been proven over and over again that if you let these "heteros" as they are called...if you let them cross breed, 90% of the time their spawn will be just as hetero as they are......90%! Gross! And SOMETIMES this sexual mongrelization will even produce monsters with mixed up body parts....like the body of one sex and the brain of the other. Clearly, this hetrosexuality is an abomination and has to stop.
If the right wing has taught us nothing, they have taught us that being gay is the natural state of humankind. Why else would it be so easy to "recruit" young men into the gay lifestyle? It is obvious that any normal, well-adjusted young man will completely give up girls forever after tasting dick....just one time....that's all it takes.
So, people...I beg of you. We have to nip this thing in the butt....I mean the bud. In the bud! Just stick with your own kind.
